ArticlesYou Can't Take It With You
- Written by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very much aggrieved because he had worked very hard for his money, and he wanted to be able to take it with him to Heaven.
It's All Relative
- Written by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
A man is praying to God, "Lord," he prays, "I would like to ask you a question."
Three Friends
- Written by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
Three friends are killed in a car accident and meet up at an orientation session in Heaven.
The Old Lady and the Atheist
- Written by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
A little old Christian lady comes onto her front porch every morning and shouts, "Praise the Lord!"
And every morning the atheist next door yells back, "There is no God!"
The Bishop and the Golf Game
- Written by Author Unknown
A young bishop was an avid golfer. One Sunday, his meetings ended early and he decided to sneak out by himself for a quick nine holes.
A Letter to the IRS
- Written by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
A man wrote a letter to the IRS saying…
The Well
- Written by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
A man stumbles into a deep well and plummets a hundred feet before grasping a spindly root, stopping his fall.
The Three Pints
- Written by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guiness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from the next, until they're gone. He then orders three more.
What It Means to Know Christ
- Written by Author Unknown
A man passed away and was resurrected and waiting in a room to be interviewed. Another man was ahead of him. The door opened, the man entered, the door closed. The man on the outside could hear the conversation on the other side of the door.
IF
- Written by Rudyard Kipling
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;