Mission President
1.  Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
2.  Is more powerful than a locomotive.
3.  Is faster than a speeding bullet.
4.  Walks on water.
5.  Talks with God.

"It's the same the whole world over, it's the poor wot gets the blame. It's the rich wot gets the pleasure..."

We'll begin with box; the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes.

Taoism:   @#$%! happens.

"I did not provoke the fight so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do.   We were arguing and seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover his stupidity.

1.  We find it hard to believe: contacts, members, and sister missionaries.